Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
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Compton Mackenzie
I see things in windows and I say to myself that I want them. I want them because I want to belong. I want to be liked by more people, I want to be held in higher regard than others. I want to feel valued,...
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Dave Matthes
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.
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Ernest Hemingway
Keep trying? I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky
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Ljupka Cvetanova
Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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W. Somerset Maugham
More Quotes By W. C. Fields
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>You can die from drinking too much of...
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.
I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.
It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
